Dirty Eskimo

Matti — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:56:11 GMT

An eskimo was on holiday in wales. His car breaks down. A Welshman looks under the bonnet and says "you've blown a seal", the Eskimo replies, "so what, you fuck sheep"

Refugees--

Matti — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:55:47 GMT

An refugee is given a council house and goes out to find some English to thank for their generosity. Six hours lter he's back telling his neighbour he met people from 83 countries but not 1 Brit "oh you won't see any of them" says the Asian next door "those daft bastards will all be at work"

Monkeys-----

Matti — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:55:31 GMT

Bloody hell!! Just met your double, no joke. I swear I thought it was you. I even shouted your name but it just carried on scratching its area and eating bananas"

Stupid Irish

Matti — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:53:53 GMT

Two Irish couples decided to spice up their sex life, so they decided to swap partners. Paddy says to Murphy "that was great, wonder how the girls got on?"

Three Naked Men

Matti — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:53:17 GMT

Three naked men in a sauna; an American, a Japanese and an Irish man. they heard a beeping sound. The AMerican touches his arm and says "that's my pager, I have a microchip under my skin." Next a phone rings and the Japnese lifts his palm to his ear hesays "I hace a mircochip in my hand." The Irishman feeling very low tech, went to the toilet and came back with toilet paper hanging from his arse. He says "jesus would you look at that I'm getting a fax"

Elephant Cock

Matti — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:52:57 GMT

Man goes to the docs for a cock extension. Doc suggest a baby elephants truck stitched on for �3,000. Man agrees 6 weeks later while having dinner with a new girlfriend, he feels the unusual stirring in hios pants and thinks this is the night. While chatting over dinner his penis flies out ans steals a bread bun off teh table and goe sback. "wow" she says "can you do that again?" He says "my cock can but I don't think my arse can take another bun"

Biggest Cock

Matti — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:52:39 GMT

A boy says to his mum "I've got the biggest cock in the nurser, is it because I'm black?" "No" she replies, "It's because you are 25 and a fucking retard"

Women Coma

Matti — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:51:16 GMT

A woman in a coma receives a sponge bath from the nurse. The nurse notices that when she washes her privates, the woman shows some movement. The nurse tells the woman's husband and suggests that oral sex might help her to wake up. He agrees. 2 minutes later the woman is dead and the nurse asks "how the hell did she die?", the man replies "i dunno, I think she choked".

Animal Tights

Matti — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:51:04 GMT

How many animals can you fit into a pair of tights (pantyhose)? 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 pussy, countless hares, the occasional cock and 1 dead fish that no one can find.

�50 cock --

Matti — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:50:22 GMT

Man has a �50 note tattooed on his cock. his wife says "why have you done that?" He replies "Firstly, i like to see my money grow. Secondly. I like to play with my money. Thirdly I like having money in my hand but last but not least next time you want to blow fifty quid you can stay at home to do it".

Junkies =]

Matti — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:49:37 GMT

Two junkies inject curry instead of heroin... one ended up with a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma. lol

Women problems

Matti — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:49:18 GMT

A woman goes to the doctors complaining that every time she takes her bra off a black man sticks his head out from between her tits, pulling a funny face & blowing raspberries. So the doctor takes a look "Ah I know what's wrong with you" he replies "you've had sillycoon implants"

Mr Blobby n Mrs.

Matti — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:48:51 GMT

Mr & Mrs Blobby are in bed, Mrs Blobby says "blib blob bobble blub bibby bob blubby blib". Mr Blooby says "Just fucking swallow it"

Scrubs ---

Matti — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:47:23 GMT

anybody else watch this

think its funni as me

i look up to the main character wot a guy

Shamless --

Matti — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:46:43 GMT

gd series dey got goin i think wot bout u's

Skins -----

Matti — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:45:23 GMT

wot u think of last nites episode dont fink it were dat gud me

Premeirship

Matti — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:44:33 GMT

who u fink gonna win it

i think arsenal tbh

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

JesskahBabes — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:12:28 GMT

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the ...

ded pussy!!!

JesskahBabes — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:14:58 GMT

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

jumping blonde

JesskahBabes — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:18:16 GMT

A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump. When the redhead jumps the firefighters snatch the blanket away and she hits the concrete. When the firefighters ask the brunette to jump she jumps and again they pull the blanket away. When the firefighters ask the blonde to jump she replies, "I don't trust you, so just put the blanket down and back away."

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WHATSS UR FAVE ANIMALL

JesskahBabes — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:24:03 GMT

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ur fave drink

JesskahBabes — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:55:36 GMT

whats ur fave drink

mines cream sodaa

whos ur best maytee

JesskahBabes — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:56:29 GMT

mines jordan nd kirsty

have u eva fell in love

JesskahBabes — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:02:57 GMT

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what colour is ur bed room

JesskahBabes — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:54:17 GMT

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Amelia xD Here

- Meliia - — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:13:57 GMT

Im Amelia xD

17 the age to be

Hmm

From Derby

I lyk Preforming Arts xD

Matti <- Push To Enter

Matti — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:31:17 GMT

Name = Matti
Age = 13
Gender = Male
Films = Comedy, Action
Music = Rap, Hardcore and Niche