Man goes to the docs for a cock extension. Doc suggest a baby elephants truck stitched on for £3,000. Man agrees 6 weeks later while having dinner with a new girlfriend, he feels the unusual stirring in hios pants and thinks this is the night. While chatting over dinner his penis flies out ans steals a bread bun off teh table and goe sback. "wow" she says "can you do that again?" He says "my cock can but I don't think my arse can take another bun"