Three naked men in a sauna; an American, a Japanese and an Irish man. they heard a beeping sound. The AMerican touches his arm and says "that's my pager, I have a microchip under my skin." Next a phone rings and the Japnese lifts his palm to his ear hesays "I hace a mircochip in my hand." The Irishman feeling very low tech, went to the toilet and came back with toilet paper hanging from his arse. He says "jesus would you look at that I'm getting a fax"